I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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