Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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