I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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