I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
