I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My breasts were aching with rage.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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