I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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