this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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