How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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