Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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