He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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