1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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