I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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