Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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