He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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