I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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