I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
