Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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