I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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