I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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