maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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