Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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