i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize