I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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