With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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