My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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