why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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