just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The air taste purple.
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