i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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