i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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