I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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