If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
