and you said cock pushups were impossible
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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