Small penises have feelings too.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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