i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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