I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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