The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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