I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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