i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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