Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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