It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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