DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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