I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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