Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I CAN MOONWALK!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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