trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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