After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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