Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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