is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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