i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He shit in the fireplace
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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