Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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