i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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