He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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