sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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