I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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