used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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