I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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