Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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