Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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