Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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