I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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